i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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