i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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