Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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