i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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