he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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