He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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