I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
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I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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