two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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