I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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