I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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