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There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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