Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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