accomplished twins. life is a go
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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