none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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