I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize