I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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