Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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