Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
only you would photoshop your dick
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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