Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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