I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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