Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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