Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?