I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Quick, to the slutcave!
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.