quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.