1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.