Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
She said her name was "party"
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.