Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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