so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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