You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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