I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
My dick looks like crazy bread
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