I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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