You work out of a Hotel?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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