: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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