Are we in a gay sports bar?
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
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he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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