IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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