My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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