id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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