He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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