I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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