how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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