Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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