Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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