How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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