I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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