I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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