remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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