If i come over, it means nothing
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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