Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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