If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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