You're completely useless in the revolution.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
