she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
