I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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