i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
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