they need to just BURY HIM!
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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