I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.