So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...