we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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