Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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