her vagine was all disorganized.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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