Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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