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  (415): View more from California

  Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.

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  (415): Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel. http://tfl.nu/yxi6
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  (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  This guy has a retainer. We're golden.

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  (902): This guy has a retainer. We're golden. http://tfl.nu/im2l
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  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.

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  (617): We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well. http://tfl.nu/7kjf
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  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,

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  (484): Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me, http://tfl.nu/qbcn
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  (507): View more from Minnesota

  So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.

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  (507): So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent. http://tfl.nu/5yqd
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  (204): View more from Manitoba

  Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently

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  (204): Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently http://tfl.nu/ky82
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  (310): View more from California

  If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.

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  (310): If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it. http://tfl.nu/2m7b
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  (313): View more from Michigan

  I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?

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  (313): I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"? http://tfl.nu/ei6b
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  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??

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  (+44): after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex?? http://tfl.nu/i4wa
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  (207): View more from Maine

  It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.

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  (207): It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast. http://tfl.nu/cal2
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  (541): View more from Oregon

  Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.

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  Score one for dad.

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  (541): Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job. (503): Score one for dad. http://tfl.nu/kgah
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  (650): View more from California

  I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there

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  (650): I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there http://tfl.nu/bqch
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  (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.

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  (203): I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life. http://tfl.nu/5rhf
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  (530): View more from California

  Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.

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  (530): Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery. http://tfl.nu/qyfd
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  (407): View more from Florida

  I got inside last night via doggy door

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  (407): I got inside last night via doggy door http://tfl.nu/ezui
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