is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog