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• (818): View more from California

  She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"

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  pick me up NOW

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.

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• (914): View more from New York

  this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.

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  I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.

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