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  i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.

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• (646): View more from New York

  This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie

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  It's not

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him

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• (858): View more from California

  Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!

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• (585): View more from New York

  Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever

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